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own master?  Now a tinker is his own master; a scholar is not。  Let 
us suppose the best of scholars; a schoolmaster for example; for I 
suppose you will admit that no one can be higher in scholarship 
than a schoolmaster; do you call his a pleasant life?  I don't; we 
should call him a school…slave; rather than a schoolmaster。  Only 
conceive him in blessed weather like this; in his close school; 
teaching children to write in copy…books; 'Evil communication 
corrupts good manners;' or 'You cannot touch pitch without 
defilement;' or to spell out of Abedariums; or to read out of Jack 
Smith; or Sandford and Merton。  Only conceive him; I say; drudging 
in such guise from morning till night; without any rational 
enjoyment but to beat the children。  Would you compare such a dog's 
life as that with your own … the happiest under heaven … true Eden 
life; as the Germans would say; … pitching your tent under the 
pleasant hedgerows; listening to the song of the feathered tribes; 
collecting all the leaky kettles in the neighbourhood; soldering 
and joining; earning your honest bread by the wholesome sweat of 
your brow … making ten holes … hey; what's this? what's the man 
crying for?
Suddenly the tinker had covered his face with his hands; and begun 
to sob and moan like a man in the deepest distress; the breast of 
his wife was heaved with emotion; even the children were agitated; 
the youngest began to roar。
MYSELF。  What's the matter with you; what are you all crying about?
TINKER (uncovering his face)。  Lord; why to hear you talk; isn't 
that enough to make anybody cry … even the poor babes?  Yes; you 
said right; 'tis life in the garden of Eden … the tinker's; I see 
so now that I'm about to give it up。
MYSELF。  Give it up! you must not think of such a thing。
TINKER。  No; I can't bear to think of it; and yet I must; what's to 
be done?  How hard to be frightened to death; to be driven off the 
roads。
MYSELF。  Who has driven you off the roads?
TINKER。  Who! the Flaming Tinman。
MYSELF。  Who is he?
TINKER。  The biggest rogue in England; and the cruellest; or he 
wouldn't have served me as he has done … I'll tell you all about 
it。  I was born upon the roads; and so was my father before me; and 
my mother too; and I worked with them as long as they lived; as a 
dutiful child; for I have nothing to reproach myself with on their 
account; and when my father died I took up the business; and went 
his beat; and supported my mother for the little time she lived; 
and when she died I married this young woman; who was not born upon 
the roads; but was a small tradesman s daughter; at Gloster。  She 
had a kindness for me; and; notwithstanding her friends were 
against the match; she married the poor tinker; and came to live 
with him upon the roads。  Well; young man; for six or seven years I 
… as the happiest fellow breathing; living just the life you 
described just now … respected by everybody in this beat; when in 
an evil hour comes this Black Jack; this flaming tinman; into these 
parts; driven as they say out of Yorkshire … for no good you may be 
sure。  Now there is no beat will support two tinkers; as you 
doubtless know; mine was a good one; but it would not support the 
flying tinker and myself; though if it would have supported twenty 
it would have been all the same to the flying villain; who'll brook 
no one but himself; so he presently finds me out; and offers to 
fight me for the beat。  Now; being bred upon the roads; I can fight 
a little; that is with anything like my match; but I was not going 
to fight him; who happens to be twice my size; and so I told him; 
whereupon he knocks me down; and would have done me farther 
mischief had not some men been nigh and prevented him; so he 
threatened to cut my throat; and went his way。  Well; I did not 
like such usage at all; and was woundily frightened; and tried to 
keep as much out of his way as possible; going anywhere but where I 
thought I was likely to meet him; and sure enough for several 
months I contrived to keep out of his way。  At last somebody told 
me that he was gone back to Yorkshire; whereupon I was glad at 
heart; and ventured to show myself; going here and there as I did 
before。  Well; young man; it was yesterday that I and mine set 
ourselves down in a lane; about five miles from here; and lighted 
our fire; and had our dinner; and after dinner I sat down to mend 
three kettles and a frying pan which the people in the 
neighbourhood had given me to mend … for; as I told you before; I 
have a good connection; owing to my honesty。  Well; as I sat there 
hard at work; happy as the day's long; and thinking of anything but 
what was to happen; who should come up but this Black Jack; this 
king of the tinkers; rattling along in his cart; with his wife; 
that they call Grey Moll; by his side … for the villain has got a 
wife; and a maid…servant too; the last I never saw; but they that 
has; says that she is as big as a house; and young; and well to 
look at; which can't be all said of Moll; who; though she's big 
enough in all conscience; is neither young nor handsome。  Well; no 
sooner does he see me and mine; than; giving the reins to Grey 
Moll; he springs out of his cart; and comes straight at me; not a 
word did he say; but on he comes straight at me like a wild bull。  
I am a quiet man; young fellow; but I saw now that quietness would 
be of no use; so I sprang up upon my legs; and being bred upon the 
roads; and able to fight a little; I squared as he came running in 
upon me; and had a round or two with him。  Lord bless you; young 
man; it was like a fly fighting with an elephant … one of those big 
beasts the show…folks carry about。  I had not a chance with the 
fellow; he knocked me here; he knocked me there; knocked me into 
the hedge; and knocked me out again。  I was at my last shifts; and 
my poor wife saw it。  Now my poor wife; though she is as gentle as 
a pigeon; has yet a spirit of her own; and though she wasn't bred 
upon the roads; can scratch a little; so when she saw me at my last 
shifts; she flew at the villain … she couldn't bear to see her 
partner murdered … and scratched the villain's face。  Lord bless 
you; young man; she had better have been quiet:  Grey Moll no 
sooner saw what she was about; than; springing out of the cart; 
where she had sat all along perfectly quiet; save a little whooping 
and screeching to encourage her blade:… Grey Moll; I say (my flesh 
creeps when I think of it … for I am a kind husband; and love my 
poor wife) 。 。 。
MYSELF。  Take another draught of the ale; you look frightened; and 
it will do you good。  Stout liquor makes stout heart; as the man 
says in the play。
TINKER。  That's true; young man; here's to you … where was I?  Grey 
Moll no sooner saw what my wife was about; than; springing out of 
the cart; she flew at my poor wife; clawed off her bonnet in a 
moment; and seized hold of her hair。  Lord bless you; young man; my 
poor wife; in the hands of Grey Moll; was nothing better than a 
pigeon in the claws of a buzzard hawk; or I in the hands of the 
Flaming Tinman; which when I saw; my heart was fit to burst; and I 
determined to give up everything … everything to save my poor wife 
out of Grey Moll's claws。  'Hold!' I shouted。  'Hold; both of you … 
Jack; Moll。  Hold; both of you; for God's sake; and I'll do what 
you will:  give up trade; and business; connection; bread; and 
everything; never more travel the roads; and go down on my knees to 
you in the bargain。'  Well; this had some effect; Moll let go my 
wife; and the Blazing Tinman stopped for a moment; it was only for 
a moment; however; that he left off … all of a sudden he hit me a 
blow which sent me against a tree; and what did the villain then? 
why the flying villain seized me by the throat; and almost 
throttled me; roaring … what do you think; young man; that the 
flaming villain roared out?
MYSELF。  I really don't know … something horrible; I suppose。
TINKER。  Horrible; indeed; you may well say horrible; young man; 
neither more nor less than the Bible … 'A Bible; a Bible!' roared 
the Blazing Tinman; and he pressed my throat so hard against the 
tree that my senses began to dwaul away … a Bible; a Bible; still 
ringing in my ears。  Now; young man; my poor wife is a Christian 
woman; and; though she travels the roads; carries a Bible with her 
at the bottom of her sack; with which sometimes she teaches the 
children to read … it was the only thing she brought with her from 
the place of her kith and kin; save her own body and the clothes on 
her back; so my poor wife; half distracted; runs to her sack; pulls 
out the Bible; and puts it into the hand of the Blazing Tinman; who 
then thrusts the end of it into my mouth with such fury that it 
made my lips bleed; and broke short one of