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CHORUS。 Of what avail art thou�察�etc。
RECITATIVEPHYLLIS。
My Lords�察�it may not be。
With grief my heart is riven��
You waste your time on me��
For ah� �my heart is given��
ALL。 Given��
PHYL。 Yes�察�given��
ALL。 Oh�察�horror�。。�
RECITATIVELORD CHANCELLOR。
And who has dared to brave our high displeasure��
And thus defy our definite command��
��Enter Strephon。��
STREPH。 'Tis Iyoung Strephon� �mine this priceless treasure��
Against the world I claim my darling's hand��
��Phyllis rushes to his arms。��
A shepherd I
ALL。 A shepherd he��
STREPH。 Of Arcady´
ALL。 Of Arcadee��
STREPH。 Betrothed are we��
ALL。 Betrothed are they
STREPH。 And mean to be´
ALL。 Espoused to´day��
ENSEMBLE。
STREPH。 THE OTHERS。
A shepherd I A shepherd he
Of Arcady�察 �Of Arcadee��
Betrothed are we�察 �Betrothed is he��
And mean to be And means to be
Espoused to´day� �Espoused to´day��
DUETLORD MOUNTARARAT and LORD TOLLOLLER
��aside to each other��。
'Neath this blow��
Worse than stab of dagger
Though we mo´
Mentarily stagger��
In each heart
Proud are we innately
Let's depart��
Dignified and stately��
ALL。 Let's depart��
Dignified and stately��
CHORUS OF PEERS。
Though our hearts she's badly bruising��
In another suitor choosing��
Let's pretend it's most amusing。
Ha� �ha� �ha� �Tan´ta´ra��
��Exeunt all the Peers�察�marching round stage with much dignity。
Lord Chancellor separates Phyllis from Strephon and orders her off。
She follows Peers。 Manent Lord Chancellor and Strephon。��
LORD CH。 Now�察�sir�察�what excuse have you to offer for having
disobeyed an order of the Court of Chancery��
STREPH。 My Lord�察�I know no Courts of Chancery�察�I go by
Nature's Acts of Parliament。 The beesthe breezethe seasthe
rooksthe brooksthe galesthe valesthe fountains and the
mountains cry�察 �You love this maidentake her�察�we command you� �
'Tis writ in heaven by the bright barbed dart that leaps forth into
lurid light from each grim thundercloud。 The very rain pours forth
her sad and sodden sympathy� �When chorused Nature bids me take my
love�察�shall I reply�察 �Nay�察�but a certain Chancellor forbids it;�拭�
Sir�察�you are England's Lord High Chancellor�察�but are you Chancellor
of birds and trees�察�King of the winds and Prince of thunderclouds��
LORD CH。 No。 It's a nice point。 I don't know that I ever
met it before。 But my difficulty is that at present there's no
evidence before the Court that chorused Nature has interested
herself in the matter。
STREPH。 No evidence� �You have my word for it。 I tell you
that she bade me take my love。
LORD CH。 Ah� �but�察�my good sir�察�you mustn't tell us what she
told youit's not evidence。 Now an affidavit from a thunderstorm��
or a few words on oath from a heavy shower�察�would meet with all the
attention they deserve。
STREPH。 And have you the heart to apply the prosaic rules of
evidence to a case which bubbles over with poetical emotion��
LORD CH。 Distinctly。 I have always kept my duty strictly
before my eyes�察�and it is to that fact that I owe my advancement to
my present distinguished position。
SONGLORD CHANCELLOR。
When I went to the Bar as a very young man��
��Said I to myselfsaid I����
I'll work on a new and original plan��
��Said I to myselfsaid I����
I'll never assume that a rogue or a thief
Is a gentleman worthy implicit belief��
Because his attorney has sent me a brief��
��Said I to myselfsaid I�。�。
Ere I go into court I will read my brief through
��Said I to myselfsaid I����
And I'll never take work I'm unable to do
��Said I to myself´said I����
My learned profession I'll never disgrace
By taking a fee with a grin on my face��
When I haven't been there to attend to the case
��Said I to myselfsaid I�。�。
I'll never throw dust in a juryman's eyes
��Said I to myselfsaid I����
Or hoodwink a judge who is not over´wise
��Said I to myselfsaid I����
Or assume that the witnesses summoned in force
In Exchequer�察�Queen's Bench�察�Common Pleas�察�or Divorce��
Have perjured themselves as a matter of course
��Said I to myselfsaid I�。�。
In other professions in which men engage
��Said I to myself said I����
The Army�察�the Navy�察�the Church�察�and the Stage
��Said I to myselfsaid I����
Professional licence�察�if carried too far��
Your chance of promotion will certainly mar
And I fancy the rule might apply to the Bar
��Said I to myselfsaid I�。�。
��Exit Lord
Chancellor。��
��Enter Iolanthe��
STREPH。 Oh�察�Phyllis�察�Phyllis� �To be taken from you just as
I was on the point of making you my own� �Oh�察�it's too muchit's
too much��
IOL。 ��to Strephon�察�who is in tears��。 My son in tearsand on
his wedding day��
STREPH。 My wedding day� �Oh�察�mother�察�weep with me�察�for the
Law has interposed between us�察�and the Lord Chancellor has
separated us for ever��
IOL。 The Lord Chancellor� 。�Aside。�� Oh�察�if he did but know��
STREPH。 ��overhearing her��。 If he did but know what��
IOL。 No matter� �The Lord Chancellor has no power over you。
Remember you are half a fairy。 You can defy himdown to the
waist。
STREPH。 Yes�察�but from the waist downwards he can commit me to
prison for years� �Of what avail is it that my body is free�察�if my
legs are working out seven years' penal servitude��
IOL。 True。 But take heartour Queen has promised you her
special protection。 I'll go to her and lay your peculiar case
before her。
STREPH。 My beloved mother� �how can I repay the debt I owe
you��
FINALEQUARTET。
��As it commences�察�the Peers appear at the back�察�advancing unseen
and on tiptoe。 Lord Mountararat and Lord Tolloller lead Phyllis
between them�察�who listens in horror to what she hears。��
STREPH。 ��to Iolanthe��。 When darkly looms the day�察�
And all is dull and grey��
To chase the gloom away��
On thee I'll call��
PHYL。 ��speaking aside to Lord Mountararat��。 What was that��
LORD MOUNT。 ��aside to Phyllis��。
I think I heard him say��
That on a rainy day��
To while the time away��
On her he'd call��
CHORUS。 We think we heard him say�察�etc。
��Phyllis much agitated at her lover's supposed faithlessness。��
IOL。 ��to Strephon��。 When tempests wreck thy bark�察�
And all is drear and dark��
If thou shouldst need an Ark��
I'll give thee one��
PHYL。 ��speaking aside to Lord Tolloller��。 What was that��
LORD TOLL。 ��aside to Phyllis��。
I heard the minx remark��
She'd meet him after dark��
Inside St James's Park��
And give him one��
CHORUS。 We heard the minx remark�察�etc。
PHYL。 The prospect's very bad。
My heart so sore and sad
Will never more be glad
As summer's sun。
PHYL。�察�IOL。�察�LORD TOLL。�察�STREPH。
The prospect's not so bad��
My/Thy heart so sore and sad
May very soon be glad
As summer's sun��
PHYL。�察�IOL。�察�LORD TOLL。�察�STEPH。�察�LORD MOUNT。
For when the sky is dark
And tempests wreck his/thy/my bark��
he should
If thou shouldst need an Ark��
I should
She'll him
I'll give thee one��
me
PHYL。 ��revealing herself��。 Ah��