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ALL。 What； never？
CAPT。 No； never！
ALL。 What； never？
CAPT。 Hardly ever！
ALL。 Hardly ever swears a big； big D
Then give three cheers； and one cheer more；
For the well…bred Captain of the Pinafore！
＇After song exeunt all but
CAPTAIN＇
Enter LITTLE BUTTERCUP
RECITATIVE
BUT。 Sir； you are sad！ The silent eloquence
Of yonder tear that trembles on your eyelash
Proclaims a sorrow far more deep than common；
Confide in mefear notI am a mother！
CAPT。 Yes； Little Buttercup； I'm sad and sorry
My daughter； Josephine； the fairest flower
That ever blossomed on ancestral timber；
Is sought in marriage by Sir Joseph Porter；
Our Admiralty's First Lord； but for some reason
She does not seem to tackle kindly to it。
BUT； （with emotion）。 Ah； poor Sir Joseph！ Ah； I know too well
The anguish of a heart that loves but vainly！
But see； here comes your most attractive daughter。
I goFarewell！
＇Exit。
CAPT。 （looking after her）。 A plump and pleasing person！
＇Exit。
Enter JOSEPHINE； twining some flowers which she carries in a
small
basket
BALLAD JOSEPHINE
Sorry her lot who loves too well；
Heavy the heart that hopes but vainly；
Sad are the sighs that own the spell；
Uttered by eyes that speak too plainly；
Heavy the sorrow that bows the head
When love is alive and hope is dead！
Sad is the hour when sets the sun
Dark is the night to earth's poor daughters；
When to the ark the wearied one
Flies from the empty waste of waters！
Heavy the sorrow that bows the head
When love is alive and hope is dead！
Enter CAPTAIN
CAPT。 My child； I grieve to see that you are a prey to
melancholy。 You
should look your best to…day； for Sir Joseph Porter； K。C。B。； will
be here
this afternoon to claim your promised hand。
JOS。 Ah； father； your words cut me to the quick。 I can esteem
reverencevenerate Sir Joseph； for he is a great and good man；
but oh； I
cannot love him！ My heart is already given。
CAPT。 （aside）。 It is then as I feared。 （Aloud。） Given？ And to
whom？ Not
to some gilded lordling？
JOS。 No； fatherthe object of my love is no lordling。 Oh； pity
me； for
he is but a humble sailor on board your own ship！
CAPT。 Impossible！
JOS。 Yes； it is true。
CAPT。 A common sailor？ Oh fie！
JOS。 I blush for the weakness that allows me to cherish such a
passion。
I hate myself when I think of the depth to which I have stooped
in
permitting myself to think tenderly of one so ignobly born； but I
love
him！ I love him！ I love him！ （Weeps。）
CAPT。 Come； my child； let us talk this over。 In a matter of the
heart I
would not coerce my daughterI attach but little value to rank
or
wealth； but the line must be drawn somewhere。 A man in that
station may
be brave and worthy； but at every step he would commit solecisms
that
society would never pardon。
JOS。 Oh； I have thought of this night and day。 But fear not；
father； I
have a heart； and therefore I love； but I am your daughter； and
therefore
I am proud。 Though I carry my love with me to the tomb； he shall
never；
never know it。
CAPT。 You are my daughter after all。 But see； Sir Joseph's
barge
approaches； manned by twelve trusty oarsmen and accompanied by
the
admiring crowd of sisters； cousins； and aunts that attend him
wherever he
goes。 Retire； my daughter； to your cabintake this； his
photograph； with
youit may help to bring you to a more reasonable frame of mind。
JOS。 My own thoughtful father！
＇Exit JOSEPHINE。 CAPTAIN remains and ascends the poop…deck。
BARCAROLLE。 （invisible）
Over the bright blue sea
Comes Sir Joseph Porter； K。C。B。；
Wherever he may go
Bang…bang the loud nine…pounders go！
Shout o'er the bright blue sea
For Sir Joseph Porter； K。C。B。
＇During this the Crew have entered on tiptoe； listening
attentive to
the song。
CHORUS OF SAILORS
Sir Joseph's barge is seen；
And its crowd of blushing beauties；
We hope he'll find us clean；
And attentive to our duties。
We sail； we sail the ocean blue；
And our saucy ship's a beauty。
We're sober； sober men and true
And attentive to our duty。
We're smart and sober men；
And quite devoid of fe…ar；
In all the Royal N。
None are so smart as we are。
Enter SIR JOSEPH'S FEMALE RELATIVES
（They dance round stage）
REL。 Gaily tripping；
Lightly skipping；
Flock the maidens to the shipping。
SAILORS。 Flags and guns and pennants dipping！
All the ladies love the shipping。
REL。 Sailors sprightly
Always rightly
Welcome ladies so politely。
SAILORS。 Ladies who can smile so brightly；
Sailors welcome most politely。
CAPT。 （from poop）。 Now give three cheers； I'll lead the way
ALL。 Hurrah！ hurrah！ hurrah！ hurray！
Enter SIR JOSEPH with COUSIN HEBE
SONGSIR JOSEPH
I am the monarch of the sea；
The ruler of the Queen's Navee；
Whose praise Great Britain loudly chants。
COUSIN HEBE。 And we are his sisters； and his cousins and his
aunts！
REL。 And we are his sisters； and his cousins； and his
aunts！
SIR JOSEPH。 When at anchor here I ride；
My bosom swells with pride；
And I snap my fingers at a foeman's
taunts；
COUSIN HEBE。 And so do his sisters； and his cousins； and his
aunts！
ALL。 And so do his sisters； and his cousins； and his
aunts！
SIR JOSEPH。 But when the breezes blow；
I generally go below；
And seek the seclusion that a cabin grants；
COUSIN HEBE。 And so do his sisters； and his cousins； and his
aunts！
ALL。 And so do his sisters； and his cousins； and his
aunts！
His sisters and his cousins；
Whom he reckons up by dozens；
And his aunts！
SONG SIR JOSEPH
When I was a lad I served a term
As office boy to an Attorney's firm。
I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor；
And I polished up the handle of the big front door。
I polished up that handle so carefullee
That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee！
CHORUS。He polished； etc。
As office boy I made such a mark
That they gave me the post of a junior clerk。
I served the writs with a smile so bland；
And I copied all the letters in a big round hand
I copied all the letters in a hand so free；
That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee！
CHORUS。… He copied； etc。
In serving writs I made such a name
That an articled clerk I soon became；
I wore clean collars and a brand…new suit
For the pass examination at the Institute；
And that pass examination did so well for me；
That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee！
CHORUS。And that pass examination； etc。
Of legal knowledge I acquired such a grip
That they took me into the partnership。
And that junior partnership； I ween；
Was the only ship that I ever had seen。
But that kind of ship so suited me；
That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee！
CHORUS。… But that kind； etc。
I grew so rich that I was sent
By a pocket borough into Parliament。
I always voted at my party's call；
And I never thought of thinking for myself at all。
I thought so little； they rewarded me
By making me the Ruler of the Queen's Navee！
CHORUS。… He thought so little； etc。
Now landsmen all； whoever you may be；
If you want to rise to the top of the tree；
If your soul isn't fettered to an office stool；
Be careful to be guided by this golden rule