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animal the Gong´donkey。 

     No   very   great   racing   to´day�察  �so   no   very   great   amount   of   vehicles�此�

though there is a good sprinkling�察�too�此             �from farmers' carts and gigs�察�to 

carriages   with   post´horses   and   to   fours´in´hand�察  �mostly   coming   by   the 

road   from   York�察  �and   passing   on   straight   through   the   main   street   to   the 

Course。      A  walk   in   the   wrong   direction   may   be   a   better   thing   for   Mr。 

Goodchild   to´day   than   the   Course�察  �so   he   walks   in   the   wrong   direction。 

Everybody        gone    to  the   races。    Only     children    in  the   street。   Grand 

Alliance   Circus   deserted�察  �not   one   Star´Rider   left�察  �omnibus   which   forms 

the Pay´Place�察�having on separate panels Pay here for the Boxes�察�Pay here 

for the Pit�察�Pay here for the Gallery�察�hove down in a corner and locked up�察�

nobody near the tent but the man on his knees on the grass�察�who is making 

the paper balloons for the Star young gentlemen to jump through to´ night。 

A pleasant road�察�pleasantly wooded。              No labourers working in the fields�察�

all gone 't'races。'     The few late wenders of their way 't'races��' who are yet 

left driving on the road�察�stare in amazement at the recluse who is not going 

't'races。'   Roadside innkeeper has gone 't'races。'             Turnpike´man has gone 

't'races。' His thrifty wife�察�washing clothes at the toll´house door�察�is going 

't'races' to´morrow。       Perhaps there may be no one left to take the toll to´ 

morrow�察�who knows�拭            �Though assuredly that would be neither turnpike´ 

like   nor   Yorkshire´like。      The   very   wind   and   dust   seem   to   be   hurrying 

't'races��'   as  they   briskly   pass   the   only   wayfarer     on   the  road。    In   the 

distance�察     �the   Railway       Engine�察    �waiting     at   the    town´end�察     �shrieks 

despairingly。      Nothing but the difficulty of getting off the Line�察�restrains 

that Engine from going 't'races��' too�察�it is very clear。 

     At night�察�more Lunatics out than last night ´ and more Keepers。 The 

latter very active at the Betting Rooms�察�the street in front of which is now 

impassable。       Mr。   Palmer   as   before。    Mr。  Thurtell   as   before。     Roar   and 

uproar   as   before。    Gradual   subsidence   as   before。   Unmannerly   drinking´ 

house expectorates as before。            Drunken negro´ melodists�察�Gong´donkey�察�



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and correct cards�察�in the night。 

     On     Wednesday       morning�察     �the   morning      of  the   great    St。  Leger�察   �it 

becomes apparent that there has been a great influx since yesterday�察�both 

of Lunatics and Keepers。           The families of the tradesmen over the way are 

no longer within human ken�察�their places know them no more�察�ten�察�fifteen�察�

and   twenty   guinea´lodgers   fill   them。        At   the   pastry´cook's   second´floor 

window�察�a Keeper is brushing Mr。 Thurtell's hair ´ thinking it his own。                      In 

the wax´ chandler's attic�察�another Keeper is putting on Mr。 Palmer's braces。 

In   the   gunsmith's   nursery�察  �a   Lunatic   is   shaving   himself。      In   the   serious 

stationer's     best   sitting´room�察    �three   Lunatics     are  taking    a  combination´ 

breakfast�察    �praising    the   ��cook's��    devil�察 �and    drinking    neat   brandy   in    an 

atmosphere   of   last   midnight's   cigars。       No   family   sanctuary  is   free   from 

our Angelic   messengers   ´   we   put   up   at   the Angel   ´   who   in   the   guise   of 

extra waiters for the grand Race´Week�察�rattle in and out of the most secret 

chambers   of   everybody's   house�察  �with   dishes   and   tin   covers�察  �decanters�察�

soda´water bottles�察�and glasses。            An hour later。       Down the street and up 

the street�察�as far as eyes can see and a good deal farther�察�there is a dense 

crowd�察  �outside   the   Betting   Rooms   it   is   like   a   great   struggle   at   a   theatre 

door ´ in the days of theatres�察�or at the vestibule of the Spurgeon temple ´ 

in   the   days   of   Spurgeon。     An   hour   later。    Fusing   into   this   crowd�察  �and 

somehow getting through it�察�are all kinds of conveyances�察�and all kinds of 

foot´passengers�察�carts�察�with brick´ makers and brick´makeresses jolting up 

and down on planks�察�drags�察�with the needful grooms behind�察�sitting cross´ 

armed in the needful manner�察�and slanting themselves backward from the 

soles of their boots at the needful angle�察�postboys�察�in the shining hats and 

smart jackets of the olden time�察�when stokers were not�察�beautiful Yorkshire 

horses�察�gallantly driven by their own breeders and masters。                     Under every 

pole�察�and every shaft�察�and every horse�察�and every wheel as it would seem�察�

the   Gong´donkey  ´   metallically  braying�察 �when  not   struggling   for life�察  �or 

whipped out of the way。 

     By one o'clock�察�all this stir has gone out of the streets�察�and there is no 

one  left   in   them  but   Francis   Goodchild。       Francis   Goodchild   will   not   be 

left in them long�察�for�察�he too is on his way�察�'t'races。' 

     A most beautiful sight�察�Francis Goodchild finds 't'races' to be�察�when he 



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has left fair Doncaster behind him�察�and comes out on the free course�察�with 

its agreeable prospect�察�its quaint Red House oddly changing and turning as 

Francis turns�察�its green grass�察�and fresh heath。               A free course and an easy 

one�察   �where     Francis    can   roll  smoothly   where       he   will�察  �and   can   choose 

between the start�察�or the coming´in�察�or the turn behind the brow of the hill�察�

or   any   out´of´   the´way   point   where   he   lists   to   see   the   throbbing   horses 

straining   every   nerve�察  �and   making   the   sympathetic   earth   throb   as   they 

come by。       Francis much delights to be�察�not in the Grand Stand�察�but where 

he can see it�察�rising against the sky with its vast tiers of little white dots of 

faces�察�and its last high rows and corners of people�察�looking like pins stuck 

into an enormous pincushion ´ not quite so symmetrically as his orderly 

eye could wish�察�when people change or go away。                    When the race is nearly 

run out�察�it is as good as the race to him to see the flutter among the pins�察�

and the change in them from dark to light�察�as hats are taken off and waved。 

Not   less   full   of   interest�察  �the   loud   anticipation   of   the   winner's   name�察  �the 

swelling�察�and the final�察�roar�察�then�察�the quick dropping of all the pins out of 

their   places�察  �the   revelation   of   the   shape   of   the   bare   pincushion�察  �and   the 

closing´in of   the   whole   host   of   Lunatics   and   Keepers�察  �in   the   rear   of   the 

three horses with bright´coloured riders�察�who have not yet quite subdued 

their gallop though the contest is over。 

     Mr。   Goodchild   would   appear   to   have   been   by   no   means   free   from 

lunacy      himself    at  't'races��'  though     not   of  the   prevalent     kind。    He     is 

suspected by Mr。 Idle to have fallen into a dreadful state concerning a pair 

of little lilac gloves and a little bonnet that he saw there。               Mr。 Idle asserts�察�

that   he   did   afterwards   repeat   at   the Angel�察  �with   an   appearance   of   being 

lunatically seized�察�some   rhapsody to   the following   effect�此               �'O little   lilac 

gloves�      �And   O   winning   little   bonnet�察  �making   in   conjunction   with   her 

golden   hair   quite   a   Glory   in   the   sunlight   round   the   pretty   head�察  �why 

anything in the world but you and me�                 �Why may not this day's running´ 

of horses�察�to all the rest�此        �of precious sands of life to me ´ be prolonged 

through   an   everlasting   autumn´sunshine�察  �without   a   sunset�   �Slave   of   the 

Lamp�察�or Ring�察�strike me yonder gallant equestrian Clerk of the Course�察�in 

the scarlet coat�察�motionless on the green grass for ages�                     �Friendly Devil 

on    Two    Sticks�察   �for  ten   times    ten  thousands      years�察  �keep    Blink´Bonny 



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jibbing at the post�察�and let us have no start�           �Arab drums�察�powerful of old 

to summon Genii in the desert�察�sound of yourselves and raise a troop for 

me in the desert of my heart�察�which shall so enchant this dusty barouche 

��with a conspicuous excise´plate�察�resembling the Collector's door´plate at a 

turnpike���察�that I�察�within it�察�loving the little lilac gloves�察�the winning lit
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