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s sure of that。 So we left the Flamingo at exactly seven…thirty。。。but for some reason we failed to make the turnoff at the stoplight in front of the Tropicana。 We kept going straight ahead on the freeway； that parallels the main airport runway； but on the opposite from the terminal。。。and there is no way to get across legally。
〃Goddamnit！ We're lost！〃 my attorney was shouting。 What are we doing out here on this godforsaken road？ The airport is right over there！〃 He pointed hysterically across the tundra。
〃Don't worry；〃 I said。 〃I've never missed a plane yet。〃 I smiled as the memory came back。 〃Except once in Peru；〃 I added。 〃I was already checked out of country； through customs； but I went back to the bar to chat with this Bolivian cocaine dealer。。。and all of a sudden I heard those big 707 engines starting up； so I ran out to the runway and tried to get aboard but the door was right behind the engines and they'd already rolled the ladder away。 Shit； those afterburners would have fried me like bacon。。。but I was pletely out of my head： I was desperate to get aboard。
〃The airport cops saw me ing； and they gathered into a knot at the gate。 I was running like a bastard； straight at them。 The guy with me was screaming： 'No！ It's too late！ Don't try it！'
〃I saw the cops waiting for me； so I slowed down like maybe I'd changed my mind 。。。 but when I saw them relax； I did a quick change of pace and tried to run right over the bastards。〃 I laughed。 〃Jesus； it was like running full bore into a closet full of gila monsters。 The fuckers almost killed me。 All I remember is seeing five or six billyclubs ing down on me at the same time； and a lot of voices screaming： 'No！ No！ It's suicide！ Stop the crazy gringo！' 〃I woke up about two hours later in a bar in downtown Lima。 They'd stretched me out in one of those half…moon leather booths。 My luggage was all stacked beside me。 No body had opened it。。。so I went back to sleep and caught the first flight out； the next morning。〃 My attorney was only half listening。 〃Look；〃 he said； 〃I'd really like to hear more about your adventures in Peru； but not now。 Right now all I care about is getting across that god damn runway。〃 We were flashing along at good speed。 I was looking for an opening； some kind of access road； some lane across the run way to the terminal。 We were five miles past the last stop light and there wasn't enough time to turn around and go back to it。
There was only one way to make it on time。 I hit the brakes and eased the Whale down into the grassy moat between the two freeway lanes。 The ditch was too deep for a head…on run； so I took it at an angle。 The Whale almost rolled； but I kept the wheels churning and we careened up the opposite bank and into the oning lane。 Fortunately； it was empty。 We came out of the moat with the nose of the car up in the air like a hydroplane。。 。 then bounced on the freeway and kept on going into the cactus field on the other side。 I recall running over a fence of some kind said dragging it a few hundred yards； but by the time w e got to the runway way we were under control。。。screaming along about 60 miles an in low gear； and it looked like a wide…open run all the to the terminal。
My only worry was the chance of getting crushed like a roach by an ining DC…8； which we probably wouldn't see until it was right on top of us。 I wondered if they could see us in the tower。 Probably so； but why worry？ I kept the thing floored。 There was no point in turning back now。
My attorney was hanging onto the dashboard with both nds。 I glanced over and saw fear in his eyes。 His face appeared to be grey； and I sensed he was not happy with this move； but we were going so fast across the runway…then cactus； then runway again…that I knew he understood our situation： We were past the point of debating the wisdom of is move； it was already done； and our only hope was to get the other side。
I looked at my skeleton…face Accutron and saw that we had three minutes and fifteen seconds before takeoff。 〃Plenty of time；〃 I said。 〃Get your stuff together。 I'll drop you right next the plane。〃 I could see the big red and silver Western jetliner about 1000 yards ahead of us。。。and by this time we were skimming across smooth asphalt； past the ining runway。
〃No！〃 he shouted。 〃I can't get out！ They'll crucify me。 I'll have to take the blame！〃
〃Rediculous；〃 I said。 〃Just say you were hitchhiking to the airport and I picked you up。 You never saw me before。 Shit； thos town is full of white Cadillac convertibles。。。and I plan to go through there so fast that nobody will even glimpse the goddamn license plate。〃 We were approaching the plane。 I could see passengers but so far nobody had noticed us。。。approaching from this unlikely direction。 〃Are you ready？〃 I said。
〃Why not？ But for Christ's sake； let's do it fast！ He was scanning the loading area； then he pointed： 〃Over there！〃 he said。 〃Drop me behind that big van。 Just pull in behiond it ad I'll jump out where they can't see me； then you can make a run for it。〃 I nodded。 So far； we had all the room we needed。 No sign of alarm or pursuit。 I wondered if maybe this kind of thing hap pened all the time in Vegas…cars full of late…arriving passengers screeching desperately across the runway； dropping off wild…eyed Samoans clutching mysterious canvas bags who would sprint onto planes at the last possible second and then roar off into the sunrise。
Maybe so； I thought。 Maybe this kind of thing is standard procedure in this town I swung in behind the van and hit the brakes just long enough for my attorney to jump out。 〃Don't take any guff from these swine；〃 I yelled。 〃Remember； if you have any trouble you can always send a telegram to the Right People。〃 He grinned。 〃Yeah。。。Explaining my Position；〃 he said。 〃Some asshole wrote a poem about that once。 It's probably good advice； if you have shit for brains。〃 He waved me off。
〃Right；〃 I said； moving out。 I'd already spotted a break in the big hurricane fence…and now； with the Whale in low gear； I went for it。 Nobody seemed to be chasing me。 I couldn't understand it。 I glanced in the mirror and saw my attorney climbing into the plane； no sign of a struggle。。。and then I was through the gate and out into the early morning traffic on Paradise Road。
I took a fast right on Russell； then a left onto Maryland Parkway。。。and suddenly I was cruising in warm anonym ity past the campus of the University of Las Vegas。。。no tension on these faces； I stopped at a red light and got lost； for a moment； in a sunburst of flesh in the cross…walk： fine sinewy thighs； pink mini…skirts； ripe young nipples； sleeveless blouses； long sweeps of blonde hair； pink lips and blue eyes… all the hallmarks of a dangerously innocent culture。
I was tempted to pull over and start mumbling obscene en treaties： 〃Hey； Sweetie； let's you and me get weird。 Jump into this hotdog Caddy and we'll flash over to my suite at the Flamingo； load up on ether and behave like wild animals in my private； kidney…shaped pool 。。〃 Sure we will； I thought。 But by this time I was far down the parkway； easing into the turn lane for a left at Flamingo Road。 Back to the hotel； to take stock。 There was every reason to believe I was heading for trouble； that I'd pushed my luck a bit far。 I'd abused every rule Vegas lived by…burning locals； abusing the tourists； terrifying the help。
The only hope now； I felt； was the possibility that we'd gone to such excess； with our gig； that nobody in a position to bring the hammer down on us could possibly believe it。 Particularily not since we'd signed in with the Police Conference。 When you bring an act into this town； you want to bring it in heavy。 Don't waste any time with cheap shucks and misde minors。 Go straight for the jugular。 Get right into felonies。
The mentality of Las Vegas is so grossly atavistic that a really massive crime often slips by unrecognized。 One of my neighbors recently spent a week in the Vegas jail for 〃vagrancy。〃 He's about twenty years old： Long hair； Levi jacket； napsack…an out…front drifter； a straight Road Person。 Totally harmless； he just wanders around the country looking whatever it was that we all thought we'd nailed down in in the Sixties…sort of an early Bob Zimmerman trip。
On a trip from Chicago to L。A。； he got curious about Vegas and decided to have a look at it。 Just passing through； strolling and digging the sights on the Strip 。。。 no hurry； why rush？ He was standing on a street…corner near the Circus Circus； watching the multi…colored fountain； when the cop…cruiser pulled up。
Wham。 Straight to jail。 No phone call； no lawyer； no charge。 〃They put me in the car and took me down to the station。〃 he said。 〃They took me into a big room full of people to take off all my clothes before they booked me。 I was standing in front of a big desk； about six feet tall； with a cop sitting behind it and looking down at me like some kind of medieval judge。
〃The room was full of people。 Maybe a dozen prisoners； twice that many cops； and about ten policewomen。 You had to walk out in the middle of the room； then take everything out of your pockets and put it up on the desk and then strip naked…with everybody watching you。
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