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their subjects; on the contrary; he administered justice with 
discrimination rather than severity; taking the burden off the 
backs of the weak; and laying it on those of the strong。  Your 
mere puny stripling; that winced at the least flourish of the 
rod; was passed by with indulgence; but the claims of justice 
were satisfied by inflicting a double portion on some little 
tough wrong headed; broad…skirted Dutch urchin; who sulked and 
swelled and grew dogged and sullen beneath the birch。  All this he 
called 〃doing his duty by their parents;〃 and he never inflicted 
a chastisement without following it by the assurance; so 
consolatory to the smarting urchin; that 〃he would remember it 
and thank him for it the longest day he had to live。〃
    When school hours were over; he was even the companion and 
playmate of the larger boys; and on holiday afternoons would 
convoy some of the smaller ones home; who happened to have pretty 
sisters; or good housewives for mothers; noted for the comforts 
of the cupboard。  Indeed; it behooved him to keep on good terms 
with his pupils。  The revenue arising from his school was small; 
and would have been scarcely sufficient to furnish him with daily 
bread; for he was a huge feeder; and; though lank; had the 
dilating powers of an anaconda; but to help out his maintenance; 
he was; according to country custom in those parts; boarded and 
lodged at the houses of the farmers whose children he instructed。  
With these he lived successively a week at a time; thus going the 
rounds of the neighborhood; with all his worldly effects tied up 
in a cotton handkerchief。
    That all this might not be too onerous on the purses of his 
rustic patrons; who are apt to considered the costs of schooling 
a grievous burden; and schoolmasters as mere drones he had 
various ways of rendering himself both useful and agreeable。
He assisted the farmers occasionally in the lighter labors of
their farms; helped to make hay; mended the fences; took the
horses to water; drove the cows from pasture; and cut wood
for the winter fire。  He laid aside; too; all the dominant
dignity and absolute sway with which he lorded it in his
little empire; the school; and became wonderfully gentle
and ingratiating。  He found favor in the eyes of the mothers
by petting the children; particularly the youngest; and like
the lion bold; which whilom so magnanimously the lamb did hold;
he would sit with a child on one knee; and rock a cradle with
his foot for whole hours together。
    In addition to his other vocations; he was the singing…
master of the neighborhood; and picked up many bright shillings 
by instructing the young folks in psalmody。  It was a matter of no 
little vanity to him on Sundays; to take his station in front of 
the church gallery; with a band of chosen singers; where; in his 
own mind; he completely carried away the palm from the parson。  
Certain it is; his voice resounded far above all the rest of the 
congregation; and there are peculiar quavers still to be heard in 
that church; and which may even be heard half a mile off; quite 
to the opposite side of the mill…pond; on a still Sunday morning; 
which are said to be legitimately descended from the nose of 
Ichabod Crane。  Thus; by divers little makeshifts; in that 
ingenious way which is commonly denominated 〃by hook and by 
crook;〃 the worthy pedagogue got on tolerably enough; and was 
thought; by all who understood nothing of the labor of headwork; 
to have a wonderfully easy life of it。
    The schoolmaster is generally a man of some importance in 
the female circle of a rural neighborhood; being considered a 
kind of idle; gentlemanlike personage; of vastly superior taste 
and accomplishments to the rough country swains; and; indeed; 
inferior in learning only to the parson。  His appearance; 
therefore; is apt to occasion some little stir at the tea…table 
of a farmhouse; and the addition of a supernumerary dish of cakes 
or sweetmeats; or; peradventure; the parade of a silver teapot。  
Our man of letters; therefore; was peculiarly happy in the smiles 
of all the country damsels。  How he would figure among them in the 
churchyard; between services on Sundays; gathering grapes for 
them from the wild vines that overran the surrounding trees; 
reciting for their amusement all the epitaphs on the tombstones; 
or sauntering; with a whole bevy of them; along the banks of the 
adjacent mill…pond; while the more bashful country bumpkins hung 
sheepishly back; envying his superior elegance and address。
    From his half…itinerant life; also; he was a kind of 
traveling gazette; carrying the whole budget of local gossip from 
house to house; so that his appearance was always greeted with 
satisfaction。  He was; moreover; esteemed by the women as a man of 
great erudition; for he had read several books quite through; and 
was a perfect master of Cotton  Mather's 〃History of New England 
Witchcraft;〃 in which; by the way; he most firmly and potently 
believed。
    He was; in fact; an odd mixture of small shrewdness and 
simple credulity。  His appetite for the marvelous; and his powers 
of digesting it; were equally extraordinary; and both had been 
increased by his residence in this spell…bound region。  No tale 
was too gross or monstrous for his capacious swallow。  It was 
often his delight; after his school was dismissed in the 
afternoon; to stretch himself on the rich bed of clover bordering 
the little brook that whimpered by his school…house; and there 
con over old Mather's direful tales; until the gathering dusk of 
evening made the printed page a mere mist before his eyes。  Then; 
as he wended his way by swamp and stream and awful woodland; to 
the farmhouse where he happened to be quartered; every sound of 
nature; at that witching hour; fluttered his excited 
imagination; the moan of the whip…poor…will from the hillside; 
the boding cry of the tree toad; that harbinger of storm; the 
dreary hooting of the screech owl; to the sudden rustling in the 
thicket of birds frightened from their roost。  The fireflies; too; 
which sparkled most vividly in the darkest places; now and then 
startled him; as one of uncommon brightness would stream across 
his path; and if; by chance; a huge blockhead of a beetle came 
winging his blundering flight against him; the poor varlet was 
ready to give up the ghost; with the idea that he was struck with 
a witch's token。  His only resource on such occasions; either to 
drown thought or drive away evil spirits; was to sing psalm tunes 
and the good people of Sleepy Hollow; as they sat by their doors 
of an evening; were often filled with awe at hearing his nasal 
melody; 〃in linked sweetness long drawn out;〃 floating from the 
distant hill; or along the dusky road。
    Another of his sources of fearful pleasure was to pass long 
winter evenings with the old Dutch wives; as they sat spinning by 
the fire; with a row of apples roasting and spluttering along the 
hearth; and listen to their marvellous tales of ghosts and 
goblins; and haunted fields; and haunted brooks; and haunted 
bridges; and haunted houses; and particularly of the headless 
horseman; or Galloping Hessian of the Hollow; as they sometimes 
called him。  He would delight them equally by his anecdotes of 
witchcraft; and of the direful omens and portentous sights and 
sounds in the air; which prevailed in the earlier times of 
Connecticut; and would frighten them woefully with speculations 
upon comets and shooting stars; and with the alarming fact that 
the world did absolutely turn round; and that they were half the 
time topsy…turvy!
    But if there was a pleasure in all this; while snugly 
cuddling in the chimney corner of a chamber that was all of a 
ruddy glow from the crackling wood fire; and where; of course; no 
spectre dared to show its face; it was dearly purchased by the 
terrors of his subsequent walk homewards。  What fearful shapes and 
shadows beset his path; amidst the dim and ghastly glare of a 
snowy night!  With what wistful look did he eye every trembling 
ray of light streaming across the waste fields from some distant 
window!  How often was he appalled by some shrub covered with 
snow; which; like a sheeted spectre; beset his very path!  How 
often did he shrink with curdling awe at the sound of his own 
steps on the frosty crust beneath his feet; and dread to look 
over his shoulder; lest he should behold some uncouth being 
tramping close behind him! and how often was he thrown into 
complete dismay by some rushing blast; howling among the trees; 
in the idea that it was the Galloping Hessian on one of his 
nightly scourings!
    All these; however; were mere terrors of the night; phantoms 
of the mind that walk in darkness; and though he had seen many 
spectres in his time; and been more than