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he clock…case。 ‘I remember 'avin' a look at the moon through that big telescope。 I was never so surprised in me life： you can see it quite plain； and it's round！'
‘Round？' said Didlum with a puzzled look。 ‘Round？ Of course it's round！ You didn't used to think it was square； did yer？'
‘No； of course not； but I always used to think it was flat … like a plate； but it's round like a football。'
‘Certainly： the moon is a very simler body to the earth；' explained Didlum； describing an aerial circle with a wave of his hand。 They moves through the air together； but the earth is always nearest to the sun and consequently once a fortnight the shadder of the earth falls on the moon and darkens it so that it's invisible to the naked eye。 The new moon is caused by the moon movin' a little bit out of the earth's shadder； and it keeps on comin' more and more until we gets the full moon； and then it goes back again into the shadder； and so it keeps on。'
For about a minute everyone looked very solemn； and the profound silence was disturbed only the the crunching of the biscuits between the jaws of Mr Bosher； and by certain gurglings in the interior of that gentleman。
‘Science is a wonderful thing；' said Mr Sweater at length； wagging his head gravely； ‘wonderful！'
‘Yes： but a lot of it is mere theory； you know；' observed Rushton。 ‘Take this idear that the world is round； for instance； I fail to see it！ And then they say as Hawstralia is on the other side of the globe； underneath our feet。 In my opinion it's ridiculous； because if it was true； wot's to prevent the people droppin' orf？'
‘Yes： well； of course it's very strange；' admitted Sweater。 ‘I've often thought of that myself。 If it was true； we ought to be able to walk on the ceiling of this room； for instance； but of course we know that's impossible； and I really don't see that the other is any more reasonable。'
‘I've often noticed flies walkin' on the ceilin'；' remarked Didlum； who felt called upon to defend the globular theory。
‘Yes； but they're different；' replied Rushton。 ‘Flies is provided by nature with a gluey substance which oozes out of their feet for the purpose of enabling them to walk upside down。'
‘There's one thing that seems to me to finish that idear once for all；' said Grinder； ‘and that is … water always finds its own level。 You can't get away from that； and if the world was round； as they want us to believe； all the water would run off except just a little at the top。 To my mind； that settles the whole argymint。'
‘Another thing that gets over me；' continued Rushton； ‘is this： according to science； the earth turns round on its axle at the rate of twenty miles a minit。 Well； what about when a lark goes up in the sky and stays there about a quarter of an hour？ Why； if it was true that the earth was turnin' round at that rate all the time； when the bird came down it would find itself 'undreds of miles away from the place where it went up from！ But that doesn't 'appen at all； the bird always comes down in the same spot。'
‘Yes； and the same thing applies to balloons and flyin' machines；' said Grinder。 ‘If it was true that the world is spinnin' round on its axle so quick as that； if a man started out from Calais to fly to Dover； by the time he got to England he'd find 'imself in North America； or p'r'aps farther off still。'
‘And if it was true that the world goes round the sun at the rate they makes out； when a balloon went up； the earth would run away from it！ They'd never be able to get back again！' remarked Rushton。
This was so obvious that nearly everyone said there was probably something in it； and Didlum could think of no reply。 Mr Bosher upon being appealed to for his opinion； explained that science was alright in its way； but unreliable： the things scientists said yesterday they contradicted today； and what they said today they would probably repudiate tomorrow。 It was necessary to be very cautious before accepting any of their assertions。
‘Talking about science；' said Grinder； as the holy man relapsed into silence and started on another biscuit and a fresh cup of tea。 ‘Talking about science reminds me of a conversation I 'ad with Dr Weakling the other day。 You know； he believes we're all descended from monkeys。'
Everyone laughed； the thing was so absurd： the idea of placing intellectual beings on a level with animals！
‘But just wait till you hear how nicely I flattened 'im out；' continued Grinder。 ‘After we'd been arguin' a long time about wot 'e called everlution or some sich name； and a lot more tommy…rot that I couldn't make no 'ead or tail of … and to tell you the truth I don't believe 'e understood 'arf of it 'imself … I ses to 'im； 〃Well；〃 I ses； 〃if it's true that we're hall descended from monkeys；〃 I ses； 〃I think your famly must 'ave left orf where mine begun。〃'
In the midst of the laughter that greeted the conclusion of Grinder's story it was seen that Mr Bosher had become black in the face。 He was waving his arms and writhing about like one in a fit； his goggle eyes bursting from their sockets； whilst his huge stomach quivering spasmodically； alternately contracted and expanded as if it were about to explode。
In the exuberance of his mirth； the unfortunate disciple had swallowed two biscuits at once。 Everybody rushed to his assistance； Grinder and Didlum seized an arm and a shoulder each and forced his head down。 Rushton punched him in the back and the ladies shrieked with alarm。 They gave him a big drink of tea to help to get the biscuits down； and when he at last succeeded in swallowing them he sat in the armchair with his eyes red…rimmed and full of tears； which ran down over his white； flabby face。
The arrival of the other members of the committee put an end to the interesting discussion； and they shortly afterwards proceeded with the business for which the meeting had been called … the arrangements for the forthcoming Rummage Sale。
Chapter 39
The Brigands at Work
The next day； at the meeting of the Town Council； Mr Wireman's report concerning the Electric Light Works was read。 The expert's opinion was so favourable … and it was endorsed by the Borough Engineer； Mr Oyley Sweater … that a resolution was unanimously carried in favour of acquiring the Works for the town； and a secret committee was appointed to arrange the preliminaries。 Alderman Sweater then suggested that a suitable honorarium be voted to Mr Wireman for his services。 This was greeted with a murmur of approval from most of the members； and Mr Didlum rose with the intention of proposing a resolution to that effect when he was interrupted by Alderman Grinder； who said he couldn't see no sense in giving the man a thing like that。 ‘Why not give him a sum of money？'
Several members said ‘Hear； hear；' to this； but some of the others laughed。
‘I can't see nothing to laugh at；' cried Grinder angrily。 ‘For my part I wouldn't give you tuppence for all the honorariums in the country。 I move that we pay 'im a sum of money。'
‘I'll second that；' said another member of the Band … one of those who had cried ‘Hear； Hear。'
Alderman Sweater said that there seemed to be a little misunderstanding and explained that an honorarium WAS a sum of money。
‘Oh； well； in that case I'll withdraw my resolution；' said Grinder。 ‘I thought you wanted to give 'im a 'luminated address or something like that。'
Didlum now moved that a letter of thanks and a fee of fifty guineas be voted to Mr Wireman； and this was also unanimously agreed to。 Dr Weakling said that it seemed rather a lot； but he did not go so far as to vote against it。
The next business was the proposal that the Corporation should take over the drain connecting Mr Sweater's house with the town main。 Mr Sweater … being a public…spirited man … proposed to hand this connecting drain … which ran through a private road … over to the Corporation to be theirs and their successors for ever； on condition that they would pay him the cost of construction … ？5 … and agreed to keep it in proper repair。 After a brief discussion it was decided to take over the drain on the terms offered； and then Councillor Didlum proposed a vote of thanks to Alderman Sweater for his generosity in the matter： this was promptly seconded by Councillor Rushton and would have been carried nem。 con。； but for the disgraceful conduct of Dr Weakling； who had the bad taste to suggest that the amount was about double what the drain could possibly have cost to construct； that it was of no use to the Corporation at all； and that they would merely acquire the liability to keep it in repair。
However； no one took the trouble to reply to Weakling； and the Band proceeded to the consideration of the next business； which was Mr Grinder's offer … on behalf of the ‘Cosy Corner Refreshment Company' … to take the Kiosk on the Grand Parade。 Mr Grinder submitted a plan of certain alterations that he would require the Corporation to make at the Kiosk； and； provided the Council agreed to do this work he was willing to take a lease of the place for five years at ？0 per year。
Councillor Didlum proposed that the offer of the ‘Cosy Corner Refreshment Co。 Ltd' be accepted and the required alterations proceeded