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were obliged to provide the members of their orchestras
with painted wooden dogs on wheels； in order that the
much…demanded and always conceded melody should be
rendered with the necessary spectacular effects； and the
crash of bottles and forks on the tables at the mention
of the big borzoi usually drowned the sincerest efforts
of drum or cymbals。 Nowhere and at no time could one get
away from the double thump that brought up the rear of
the refrain； revellers reeling home at night banged it on
doors and hoardings； milkmen clashed their cans to its
cadence； messenger boys hit smaller messenger boys
resounding double smacks on the same principle。 And the
more thoughtful circles of the great city were not deaf
to the claims and significance of the popular melody。 An
enterprising and emancipated preacher discoursed from his
pulpit on the inner meaning of 〃Cousin Teresa；〃 and Lucas
Harrowcluff was invited to lecture on the subject of his
great achievement to members of the Young Mens' Endeavour
League； the Nine Arts Club； and other learned and
willing…to…learn bodies。 In Society it seemed to be the
one thing people really cared to talk about； men and
women of middle age and average education might be seen
together in corners earnestly discussing； not the
question whether Servia should have an outlet on the
Adriatic； or the possibilities of a British success in
international polo contests； but the more absorbing topic
of the problematic Aztec or Nilotic origin of the Teresa
MOTIV。
〃Politics and patriotism are so boring and so out of
date；〃 said a revered lady who had some pretensions to
oracular utterance； 〃we are too cosmopolitan nowadays to
be really moved by them。 That is why one welcomes an
intelligible production like 'Cousin Teresa；' that has a
genuine message for one。 One can't understand the
message all at once； of course； but one felt from the
very first that it was there。 I've been to see it
eighteen times and I'm going again to…morrow and on
Thursday。 One can't see it often enough。〃
* * * *
〃It would be rather a popular move if we gave this
Harrowcluff person a knighthood or something of the
sort；〃 said the Minister reflectively。
〃Which Harrowcluff？〃asked his secretary。
〃Which？ There is only one； isn't there？〃 said the
Minister； 〃the 'Cousin Teresa' man； of course。 I think
every one would be pleased if we knighted him。 Yes； you
can put him down on the list of certainties … under the
letter L。〃
〃The letter L；〃 said the secretary； who was new to
his job； 〃does that stand for Liberalism or liberality？〃
Most of the recipients of Ministerial favour were
expected to qualify in both of those subjects。
〃Literature；〃 explained the Minister。
And thus； after a fashion； Colonel Harrowcluff's
expectation of seeing his son's name in the list of
Honours was gratified。
THE YARKAND MANNER
SIR LULWORTH QUAYNE was making a leisurely progress
through the Zoological Society's Gardens in company with
his nephew； recently returned from Mexico。 The latter
was interested in comparing and contrasting allied types
of animals occurring in the North American and Old World
fauna。
〃One of the most remarkable things in the wanderings
of species；〃 he observed； 〃is the sudden impulse to trek
and migrate that breaks out now and again； for no
apparent reason； in communities of hitherto stay…at…home
animals。〃
〃In human affairs the same phenomenon is
occasionally noticeable；〃 said Sir Lulworth； 〃perhaps the
most striking instance of it occurred in this country
while you were away in the wilds of Mexico。 I mean the
wander fever which suddenly displayed itself in the
managing and editorial staffs of certain London
newspapers。 It began with the stampede of the entire
staff of one of our most brilliant and enterprising
weeklies to the banks of the Seine and the heights of
Montmartre。 The migration was a brief one； but it
heralded an era of restlessness in the Press world which
lent quite a new meaning to the phrase 'newspaper
circulation。' Other editorial staffs were not slow to
imitate the example that had been set them。 Paris soon
dropped out of fashion as being too near home； Nurnberg；
Seville； and Salonica became more favoured as planting…
out grounds for the personnel of not only weekly but
daily papers as well。 The localities were perhaps not
always well chosen； the fact of a leading organ of
Evangelical thought being edited for two successive
fortnights from Trouville and Monte Carlo was generally
admitted to have been a mistake。 And even when
enterprising and adventurous editors took themselves and
their staffs further afield there were some unavoidable
clashings。 For instance； the SCRUTATOR； SPORTING BLUFF；
and THE DAMSELS' OWN PAPER all pitched on Khartoum for
the same week。 It was； perhaps； a desire to out…distance
all possible competition that influenced the management
of the DAILY INTELLIGENCER； one of the most solid and
respected organs of Liberal opinion； in its decision to
transfer its offices for three or four weeks from Fleet
Street to Eastern Turkestan； allowing； of course； a
necessary margin of time for the journey there and back。
This was； in many respects； the most remarkable of all
the Press stampedes that were experienced at this time。
There was no make…believe about the undertaking；
proprietor； manager； editor； sub…editors； leader…writers；
principal reporters； and so forth； all took part in what
was popularly alluded to as the DRANG NACH OSTEN； an
intelligent and efficient office…boy was all that was
left in the deserted hive of editorial industry。〃
〃That was doing things rather thoroughly； wasn't
it？〃 said the nephew。
〃Well； you see；〃 said Sir Lulworth； 〃the migration
idea was falling somewhat into disrepute from the half…
hearted manner in which it was occasionally carried out。
You were not impressed by the information that such and
such a paper was being edited and brought out at Lisbon
or Innsbruck if you chanced to see the principal leader…
writer or the art editor lunching as usual at their
accustomed restaurants。 The DAILY INTELLIGENCER was
determined to give no loophole for cavil at the
genuineness of its pilgrimage； and it must be admitted
that to a certain extent the arrangements made for
transmitting copy and carrying on the usual features of
the paper during the long outward journey worked smoothly
and well。 The series of articles which commenced at Baku
on 'What Cobdenism might do for the camel industry' ranks
among the best of the recent contributions to Free Trade
literature； while the views on foreign policy enunciated
'from a roof in Yarkand' showed at least as much grasp of
the international situation as those that had germinated
within half a mile of Downing Street。 Quite in keeping；
too； with the older and better traditions of British
journalism was the manner of the home…coming； no bombast；
no personal advertisement； no flamboyant interviews。
Even a complimentary luncheon at the Voyagers' Club was
courteously declined。 Indeed； it began to be felt that
the self…effacement of the returned pressmen was being
carried to a pedantic length。 Foreman compositors；
advertisement clerks； and other members of the non…
editorial staff； who had； of course； taken no part in the
great trek； found it as impossible to get into direct
communication with the editor and his satellites now that
they had returned as when they had been excusably
inaccessible in Central Asia。 The sulky； overworked
office…boy； who was the one connecting link between the
editorial brain and the business departments of the
paper； sardonically explained the new aloofness as the
'Yarkand manner。' Most of the reporters and sub…editors
seemed to have been dismissed in autocratic fashion since
their return and new ones engaged by letter； to these the
editor and his immediate associates remained an unseen
presence； issuing its instructions solely through the
medium of curt typewritten notes。 Something mystic and
Tibetan and forbidden had replaced the human bustle and
democratic simplicity of pre…migration days； and the same
experience was encountered by those who made social
overtures to the returned wanderers。 The most brilliant
hostess of Twentieth Century London flung the pearl of
her hospitality into the unresponsive trough of the
editorial letter…box； it seemed as if nothing short of a
Royal command would drag the hermit…souled REVENANTS from
their self…imposed seclusion。 People began to talk
unkindly of the effect of high altitudes and Eastern
atmosphere on minds and temperaments unused to such
luxuries。 The Yarkand manner was not popul